why my creative nonfiction sucks rules

because itís (almost) free.
because I find rewriting more fun than creating.
because I celebrate the individual, and ninety-nine percent of the time I am that individual.
because chicks dig it.
because Iíve learned to live with what I canít rise above, but continue to insist on change in my notebook.
because I remember everything.
because self-loathing breeds self-deprecation, which is fun.
because most of the time Iím pretty fucking humble.



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