THE WYMAN WEEKLY
Underemployed. Unattached. Unimpressed.
Issue 45 March 29, 1997
Why have a life when you’ve got others to live it
for you?
RESURGENT
SIOUX CLINCH SIXTH NCAA HOCKEY TITLE
At what point did I think that we could pull it off?
Was it when that Sioux-supporting gal at work on Thursday (after I had pointed
out that I was wearing a green and black flannel shirt) told me that she was
wearing green underwear? No. I was still
a nervous wreck after we pounded Colorado College in the semifinal game.
(And you try to concentrate on a hockey game after an attractive woman
describes her undergarments.) Did I
think we could bring home the bacon after I awoke from a dream at approximately
3:00 a.m. on Friday morning, pumping my fist because in my dream we had
defeated Boston University in the title game? No. I didn’t begin my celebration
until Adam Calder put that puck in the empty net at the end of the third period
to put us up 6-3. I worry, and the six cups of coffee and the two Wild Cherry
Diet Pepsis (along with the handful after handful of Dakota Kid sunflower
seeds) I consumed before that empty-netter didn’t help my worried condition
much.
Hats off to the Boston University Terriers. They
played the Sioux tough, jumping to a 2-0 lead after one period and didn’t give
up after our second-period five goal onslaught. Hell, Parker got his team to
beat Michigan in their semifinal game, after almost everyone had conceded the
1997 title to the Wolverines. And in the title game, the Terriers never gave up,
scoring a goal late in the third that brought them within one. Although the
Terriers are 1-3 in their last four title game appearances, (UND is 4-0) they
could be acknowledged as one of the elite college hockey programs in the
country. Check out this top fiver:
Top Five College Hockey Programs as Based Upon Most
National Championships Won:
1)
University of Michigan - 8 (1948, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1955, 1956, 1964,
1996)
2)
University of North Dakota - 6 (1959, 1963, 1980, 1982, 1987, 1997)
3) Denver
University - 5 (1958, 1960, 1961, 1968, 1969)
tied with...
3)
University of Wisconsin - 5 (1973, 1977, 1981, 1983, 1990)
5) Boston
University - 4 (1971, 1972, 1978, 1995)
TEN YEARS
AFTER
With a team full of underclassmen picked to finish
fifth in the WCHA preseason poll, the Sioux have won the whole shebang. Fifth
in the WCHA? Well, that actually sounds familiar. Check this out:
In 1987, the Sioux were predicted to finish fifth
(if I remember right, it was definitely in the middle of the pack) in the WCHA,
and then went on to win the WCHA regular season title. In 1997, the Sioux were
predicted to finish fifth and then went on to win a share of the WCHA regular
season title.
In 1987, the Sioux went 8-0 (I’m pretty sure, Berg
will call me if I’m wrong) to start out the season until being beat by
Minnesota on the road to end the streak. In 1997, the Sioux went 6-0 to start
out the season until being beat by Minnesota on the road to end the streak.
In 1987, Grand Forks Red River defeated Grand Forks
Central to win the North Dakota state high school hockey championship. In 1997,
Grand Forks Red River defeated Grand Forks Central to win the North Dakota
state high school hockey championship. (Hi Kevin!)
In 1987, the Sioux defeated Minnesota at home to
clinch the WCHA playoff title. In 1997, the Sioux defeated Minnesota on neutral
(okay, sure...) ice to clinch the WCHA playoff title and prove themselves to be
the true champions of the WCHA.
In 1987, the Sioux were sparked by a blonde-haired
sophomore player (Tony Hrkac), who had not played college hockey the previous
season (he was playing with a national team) and then came back to be a leader
with the Sioux and was a finalist for the Hobey Baker award. In 1997, the Sioux
were sparked by a blonde-haired sophomore player (Jason Blake), who had not
played college hockey the previous season (he had transferred from another
school) and then became a leader with the Sioux and was a finalist for the
Hobey Baker award. (Note: Hrkac won the Hobey in ‘87.)
DEAN BLAIS AND
HIS TEAM
Dean Blais, in only his third year as head coach,
has won the national championship. And you just liked him because he looks like
David Letterman. Did UND have the fastest team in college hockey? Well, they
didn’t play Michigan head-to-head, so we don’t have a definite answer. (Oh, and
I have to mention Red Berenson, the Michigan coach, who while looking over the
players in the West Regional said something to the effect that only four or
five of the players on the other teams could play for Michigan. That may be
true; but I can think of at least one coach in the West Regional, Blais, and at
least two coaches in the East Regional, Don Lucia and Jack Parker, who I would
take over Berenson.) The Sioux were fast up and down the roster. And, to steal
(or paraphrase - take your pick) from Ryan Bakken of the Grand Forks Herald, “the Sioux’s scorers grind and their grinders
score.” In other words, this was a Sioux team where every player did whatever
it took to win. They played smart, disciplined hockey, not taking many
penalties and keeping an even keel throughout their playoff run. Their goalie
down the stretch, Aaron Schweitzer, was clutch, coming up with confident save
after confident save that made you forget his young age. Their underappreciated
defense was solid and steady. I want it to be noted that Curtis Murphy made the
all-WCHA first team. It was Murphy that scored the goal that put UND within 2-1
in the second period, not allowing BU to put us away. And when the Sioux score
once, it’s hard to keep them off the board ...
YOU WANT
STATS?
UND scored their opponents 18-8 in their three NCAA
games this year.
UND has the all-time best winning percentage in NCAA
games (.694).
This isn’t a stat, but I just have to say:
University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux - all they do is win.
SISTER LUCK
After the Sioux won their fourth national
championship back in ‘82 (smoking favored Wisconsin 5-2 in the final), my
way-cool Sioux sister (I was then in high school and a Sioux wannabe) scored me
a pin. The pin, in bold green letters on a white background, states “FIGHTING
SIOUX - HOCKEY NCAA CHAMPS.” People give me a bad time because the pin doesn’t
have a year on it. Well, when you pick up national championships at the pace
North Dakota does (only one team has won more in the fifty-year span of NCAA
hockey championships), why buy a new pin every time? This pin will do just
fine, thank you.
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